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My morning radio show and the controversy

I have listened to Rob, Arnie and Dawn in the mornings for a long time. I don't always agree with some of the things that they say, but usually I just yell at the radio when that happens. Most of the time it is over Arnie being a fat tool and sticking his big foot in it.
Dawn is my favorite even though she is obnoxious at times. It takes special talent to deal with Rob and Arnie day in and day out.
We could be twins as far as our laughs go. I have never heard someone laugh as much as I do. Well now I have. Thank you Dawn! She laughs constantly and especially at her self. A girl after my own heart.
So yesterday while going to work it was announced that there would be no Rob, Arnie and Dawn show. WTF? We were directed to their website.
Here is the link and the video.
Like I said Arnie can be a real tool. I didn't hear this certain broadcast, but if I had I would have been yelling at the radio.
I have never worried that Cameron likes to wear dresses, or a tutu with his swim trunks to daycare. He also likes to wear his sisters pink wedgie shoes, and flip flops. I am not concerned that this will make him gay.Even if I was straight it wouldn't be a concern. I paint his toenails black or silver when he asks me too. He's around the two biggest diva's all day long what do you expect?
A lot of the sponsors and advertisers are pulling out over Arnie and his big mouth. I'll let you read the post and form your own opinion. But I think he really put his foot in it, maybe for the last time. Because even though I like him.... He is a big fat tool.
"You really put your foot into it this time Chizom, you HOTDOG!" That's from the movie Grease. Also if you go on youtube there are tons of videos of Rob, Arnie, and Dawn.

Things I never had to do when I was married

Check the oil and water in a car.

Check the air in the tires and then put air in them.

Move heavy furniture.

Put together a bed alone.

Adjust the training wheels on a bike.

Take the training wheels off of a bike.

Pack sandwiches and an ice chest for a day at the lake. (I was never allowed to do it)

Load the car with an ice chest, four kids, and beach shit for a day at the lake.

Purchase a bicycle.

Hook up a v.c.r or d.v.d player.

Purchase car insurance.

Unclog and repair a vacuum

Repair barbie dolls and reattach their heads.

Start a B.B.Q.

Hang curtains

Hang pictures (I so hate doing them)

Remember the difference between a Phillips and a flat head screw driver.(So not interested).

Use tools out of the tool box.

Put together toys with various little parts.

Wrap presents. (Danny liked doing it OK, and I so didn't).

Cook/fry any type of meat.

Crack and prepare crab legs/whole crabs. (see above)

Die Easter eggs (hate it)

Apply sunscreen to various gaggle of children. (Danny is anal about this)

Drive to a party, B.B.Q. or celebration where alcohol is being served.

Light a pilot light.

Dumpster dive for treasures.

Recycle and take cans to the recycling center.



Things I have learned to do since I have become single.

Check the water and oil in a car. (OK, I had some help).

Move heavy furniture

Put together a bed alone. (I am whiz with a hammer)

Adjust the training wheels on a bike.

Take the training wheels off of a bike in frustration because you did a shitty adjusting job and were sick of dealing with it.(Encouraging/forcing your five year old daughter to learn to ride her bike without them)

Pack sandwiches and an ice chest for a day at the lake.

Load the car with an ice chest, four kids, and beach shit for a day at the lake.

Purchase car insurance.

Purchase a bicycle, and carry the box out trying to manipulate it into my trunk.

Hook up a d.v.d player. (I still cant get the v.c.r to work, Dyllan has to change the cords every time he is here)

Unclog and repair a vacuum.

Repair barbie dolls and reattach their heads.

Watch my friend Amy (Mr man hands) start a B.B.Q.

Hang curtains with the help of my neighbor and my mom.

Hang pictures.

Remember the difference between a Phillips and a flat head screw driver.

Use tools out of the tool box that Danny gave me.

Put together toys with various little parts.

Wrap presents. (I still don't like it, but if you wrap to music, it's not so bad).

Cook/fry any type of meat.

Crack and prepare crab legs/whole crabs. They were good too.

Make sure Danny has the kids the Eve before Easter so he can die the eggs with them. (Still Hate it).

Apply sunscreen to various gaggle of children especially Cameron.

Walk to Chevy's or the Glass turtle where alcohol is being served avoiding a D.U.I.

Ask Nickolai the maintenance man to come and light the pilot light.

Dumpster dive for treasures after your neighbor informs you that their roommate had died and they were throwing out all of her shit.

Recycle and take cans to recycling center.